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sketchy floor

28th Jan 2014, 2:20 PM in INHALE - the last chapter
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uradhere 28th Jan 2014, 2:20 PM edit delete
uradhere
april 2012

So while everyone was making a mad dash out the back way of the cave mike fell through the goddamn floor, about a 7-8 ft drop. I remember feeling the beams sagging under my steps on my way out and praying they'd hold up.
Nobody every saw mike again after that, Mike probably saw his chance to fake his death and started a new life as an rouge lumberjack, selling fine lumbers he'd poached from distant protected forests to anonymous collectors at high prices. The man we all once knew as mike is probably out living by his wits and his luck seeking his dangerous fortune and gambling with fate under a new name. It was nice knowing him. I wish him the best.


mike is so underground
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Sautron 28th Jan 2014, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
Sautron
Wooooooooooooooo... through the roof; underground.
uradhere 3rd Feb 2014, 2:31 PM edit delete reply
uradhere
best song award
umbrella_policy 28th Jan 2014, 3:34 PM edit delete reply
umbrella_policy
wait, wait wait... but in the ending where you're an uzi-wielding super-hero you saved Mike and he became a lumberjack anyways cos that sounds fun.
uradhere 28th Jan 2014, 4:09 PM edit delete reply
uradhere
im the uzi wielding super villain that trades mike to the scotland yard in exchange for the combination to umbrella_policy's school locker so i can go back in time and plant a fake spider in there and punk you so bad.
umbrella_policy 31st Jan 2014, 7:04 AM edit delete reply
umbrella_policy
That... Was you?
uradhere 1st Feb 2014, 10:30 AM edit delete reply
uradhere
sortof, when Jonas went back in time it created an fresh universe (wich you and i both hail from.) The Gods of science reduced my parallel-universe-self to dust as penalty for his unnatural leap through space/time/matter. But he survived long enough to bury a chest of priceless lunar diamonds and write a note of obscure riddles to lead me to the treasure's location.
umbrella_policy 1st Feb 2014, 2:20 PM edit delete reply
umbrella_policy
Whoa, badazz! I want space diamonds. I want multiverses. I want... Do...
Zomburai 28th Jan 2014, 6:23 PM edit delete reply
Zomburai
... are... are we sure Mike's not dead...?
uradhere 30th Jan 2014, 10:49 PM edit delete reply
uradhere
dude, maybe a giant carnivorous subterranean worm devoured him and just said "I'm fine" to throw us off.

nah, he'll be good. you'll see
MasterofWeirdness 3rd Feb 2014, 10:13 AM edit delete reply
MasterofWeirdness
RIP MIKE
uradhere 3rd Feb 2014, 2:33 PM edit delete reply
uradhere
we didnt even have to bury him. so convenient.