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church lady

15th May 2012, 12:49 PM in LONG WAIT - in colorado springs
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uradhere 15th May 2012, 12:49 PM edit delete
August 2010

But evangelists piss me off.. they're definantly on my bottom 10. If you want to have a conversation, thats cool, and I will never turn you down. If you just want to wave your motherfuckin flag in my face, no


SketchyQuick 15th May 2012, 6:05 PM edit delete reply
I kind of actually like old people... most of the time, at least. I think they're cute and loud and too old to give a shit about anything except what makes them happy and it cracks me up sometimes.

Then again, I can laugh about just about anything in hindsight, and most of the time I'm just giving them icecream. Makes for happier times.
Cameron 15th May 2012, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
SketchyQuick you serve old people ice cream too? That is literally all I am doing this summer. We need to network.
uradhere 16th May 2012, 7:55 AM edit delete reply
if anyone can deliver this twisted hateful world from burying itself in sadness, its the icecream people. Icecream people are my sunshine.
Simud 17th May 2012, 4:43 AM edit delete reply
Problem is they don´t really work well in winter. I'd add a chocolate service to compensate in cold seasons.
Effigy_Power 16th May 2012, 10:12 AM edit delete reply
Well, I got like 5 old biddies in my family praying for me not to go to hell, what with homosexuality and living in sin and all, so I am probably covered if anything exists anywhere.
Seriously, they are like praying 24/7... I mean, what better way to spend your "golden" years than on your knees and mumbling?
dougwarner59 13th Jul 2012, 1:55 PM edit delete reply
Old people should be killed and turned into Solent Green. Ummm...solent Green!
SotiCoto 28th Jul 2012, 1:33 PM edit delete reply
Well fuck.

dougwarner59 said what I wanted to say before I could say it.
I feel really... well... redundant now. ¬_¬

But basically, old people shouldn't exist. Most other animals don't get old. They just die because of circumstances.
For all the complaints they have of things not being natural, I gotta say this: living to be old isn't natural.
jakesidwell 1st Oct 2012, 2:51 PM edit delete reply
Basically read this entire comic today in one sitting. Your life is infinitely more interesting(also more unintentionally inspiring) than mine. I just posted about something like this, and I'm a Christian. Pamphlets are a completely impersonal waste of time, and there's nothing Christian about them. If you can't take the time to talk to a stranger about something you supposedly care about, then don't bother shoving a tiny book in their face.

Either way, keep it up, Jonas. Really love your stuff, man.
uradhere 1st Oct 2012, 4:37 PM edit delete reply
yeah pamphlets are gross. thank you very much dude. Im glad you like my comics and stuff!