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church lady

15th May 2012, 12:49 PM in LONG WAIT - in colorado springs
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uradhere 15th May 2012, 12:49 PM edit delete
August 2010

I was still kinda unwell here. There was a period after the first hitchhiking adventure in which I would verbally assault the elderly at the slightest provication.
But evangelists piss me off.. they're definantly on my bottom 10. If you want to have a conversation, thats cool, and I will never turn you down. If you just want to wave your motherfuckin flag in my face, dont expect me to sit and take it. I'll make you the sorriest person you know.
And FUCK FUCK FUCK Pamphlets, what an insult. Are we so simple minded and pathetic that ten pages will realign our beliefs and restructure our perception of reality, the supernatural, eternity, and morality? Is that the best you can do? You cant even spare the time to sit down with me and discuss the nature of the universe, so you give me some impersonal description of what you believe and then split? Its bad enough that you dont care about what My views are, or dont respect me enough to look me in the eye while you spam me, but then you pat yourselves on the back for 'spreading the gospel' and 'making the world a better place'. well your a goddam hero. please die.

buuuurrrrp. I like to think Im easy going enough. Then something like this pops up and Im less sure. hm.

I do have a large problem with authority, divine authority especially
That old lady probably felt good thinking she'd sufferd some pursecution for her religion
Cameron is my brother, he lost the faith long before I did, yet hes never missed a week of church.. love that kid
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SketchyQuick 15th May 2012, 6:05 PM edit delete reply
I kind of actually like old people... most of the time, at least. I think they're cute and loud and too old to give a shit about anything except what makes them happy and it cracks me up sometimes.

Then again, I can laugh about just about anything in hindsight, and most of the time I'm just giving them icecream. Makes for happier times.
Cameron 15th May 2012, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
SketchyQuick you serve old people ice cream too? That is literally all I am doing this summer. We need to network.
uradhere 16th May 2012, 7:55 AM edit delete reply
if anyone can deliver this twisted hateful world from burying itself in sadness, its the icecream people. Icecream people are my sunshine.
Simud 17th May 2012, 4:43 AM edit delete reply
Problem is they don´t really work well in winter. I'd add a chocolate service to compensate in cold seasons.
Effigy_Power 16th May 2012, 10:12 AM edit delete reply
Well, I got like 5 old biddies in my family praying for me not to go to hell, what with homosexuality and living in sin and all, so I am probably covered if anything exists anywhere.
Seriously, they are like praying 24/7... I mean, what better way to spend your "golden" years than on your knees and mumbling?
dougwarner59 13th Jul 2012, 1:55 PM edit delete reply
Old people should be killed and turned into Solent Green. Ummm...solent Green!
SotiCoto 28th Jul 2012, 1:33 PM edit delete reply
Well fuck.

dougwarner59 said what I wanted to say before I could say it.
I feel really... well... redundant now. ¬_¬

But basically, old people shouldn't exist. Most other animals don't get old. They just die because of circumstances.
For all the complaints they have of things not being natural, I gotta say this: living to be old isn't natural.
jakesidwell 1st Oct 2012, 2:51 PM edit delete reply
Basically read this entire comic today in one sitting. Your life is infinitely more interesting(also more unintentionally inspiring) than mine. I just posted about something like this, and I'm a Christian. Pamphlets are a completely impersonal waste of time, and there's nothing Christian about them. If you can't take the time to talk to a stranger about something you supposedly care about, then don't bother shoving a tiny book in their face.

Either way, keep it up, Jonas. Really love your stuff, man.
uradhere 1st Oct 2012, 4:37 PM edit delete reply
yeah pamphlets are gross. thank you very much dude. Im glad you like my comics and stuff!