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13th Jun 2012, 9:43 AM in LONG WAIT - in colorado springs
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uradhere 13th Jun 2012, 9:43 AM edit delete
Oct 2010

it was 1am and everyone was kickin back at this Nosh outdoor work party. This kid in a mask awkwardly jumps over the railing, steals the biggest bottle of jameson I've ever seen, then splits.

catching up with him wasnt hard. It probably wasnt the first bottle of alchohol hed stolen that night. I tackled him, punched his face, and bounced his head on the concrete till he surrendered.

The whole event felt dangerously satisfying. I've never really experienced anything like that in the past. It was a little uncomfortable getting so much enjoyment out of the encounter.

I left the bottle and took the mask as a trophy.
the kid ran away without any shoes (It would seem they were lost when I tackled him)
Shane ran up shortly after me. he claimed the bottle since I didnt.


MediocreMind 13th Jun 2012, 9:57 AM edit delete reply
Somewhere, there is now an alcoholic smash-and-grab thief living in fear of a war paint-wearing vigilante with a mohawk?!

uradhere 13th Jun 2012, 1:05 PM edit delete reply
hahaha yeah. I think a bunch of people are living in fear of war-pain wearing people with mohawks.
Simud 16th Jun 2012, 11:53 AM edit delete reply
So you took enjoyment of becoming the law? Strange.
uradhere 16th Jun 2012, 2:51 PM edit delete reply
not at all, I enjoyed tackling a person and harming them. Im not so diabolical as to direct him morally or legally :)
SotiCoto 28th Jul 2012, 1:58 PM edit delete reply
Fuck yeah!

Wish I could say I'd do the same, but I know I wouldn't.
I'd just sit there, and watch everyone else's reactions...

... well, unless whatever was stolen was mine, cos then I'd totally do it, and there would be all sorts of blood.
Silent-V 13th Nov 2012, 3:49 PM edit delete reply
LOL!!! effing brilliant!