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anguish cookies

28th Jun 2012, 8:57 AM in LONG WAIT - in colorado springs
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uradhere 28th Jun 2012, 8:57 AM edit delete
Nov 2010

wow. this all went about as badly as could've been expected.
After 5 hours in freezing rain (it rained the entire time, I shit you not) I was soaked to the goddam bone, I couldnt feel anything, shivering like mad. And then I got there and she had just gotten a boyfriend. What luck. thats tremendous.
Anyway. I felt like a proper proper absolute proper idiot. Girl was still nice though, she gave me cookies and ginger bread and a couch to sleep on. We watched kungfu flicks too.

Incase I fucked up the joke, I went to stupid great lengths to see a girl, girl says shes taken, I bury the crushing self-rage/disappointment in her cookies.

Girl went to college
Im never ever going to college, just like Im never ever scootering long distance for a girl through freezing rain (thats a lie)

(but Im still never going to college)


danielthecreator 28th Jun 2012, 9:17 AM edit delete reply
howd you meet her man? Why didnt you check if she had a boyfriend before going on the epic rainventure to see her?
uradhere 28th Jun 2012, 4:55 PM edit delete reply
we went to the same highschool and started texting outta the blue. I checked a couple days before leaving to see her, and it looked like i hada shot. oh well.
magicmurd3rbag 28th Jun 2012, 3:19 PM edit delete reply
Awww man, that does suck. This is why you express how you feel outright and then ask about what her interests are before you drive (scoot) to her place. Sorry, man.
uradhere 28th Jun 2012, 4:53 PM edit delete reply
she was 200 miles away, and things sounded pretty 'go' on the phone. so i sorta just. went. but yeah, lesson learned. fun story anyway.
Zomburai 28th Jun 2012, 5:01 PM edit delete reply
Been there, bruh. Except with less freezing rain on scooters.
Caley Tibbittz Collopy 25th Jul 2012, 9:13 AM edit delete reply
Caley Tibbittz Collopy
The joke works great, I laughed out loud.